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December 2011
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November 2011
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September 2011
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“Hey! Guess what? My daughter didn’t even ask what the HPV shot was for.”
– there’s no way a vaccine will encourage kids to have sex (via kellyoxford)
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Watchchriskelly:
The Vote-Off
Here’s a video I wrote and directed for Funny or Die. We picked ten people off the street, put them in our conference room, and made them immediately start voting each other out, for absolutely no reason at all. Thomas Lennon was our host, and was absolutely amazing. That guy can improvise!!!
And thanks to the entire crew: the producers, editors, camera guys. Everyone...
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I'm asking for a favor, Tumblr →
cockenblog:
inothernews:
psydoctor8:
In repsonse to aatombomb’s and approachingsignificance’s post about Troy Davis, I propose we DO SOMETHING about it that takes 30 seconds.
We’ve all seen Tumblr do some amazing things ranging from donating thousands of dollars to friends in need, raising tens of thousands for countries who faced disaster to finding a place for friends to live, finding...
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August 2011
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“It’s criminal that so little is asked of people who are getting so much. I don’t...”
– Matt Damon (via lonelywerewolfgirl)
July 2011
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Malibu Einstein: What is the "Twin Paradox" in... →
cockenblog:
malibueinstein:
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are chosen by NASA for a highly unethical experiment that no IRB on the planet would approve. Mary-Kate is sent out in space in a spaceship that approaches the speed of light. Let’s say it’s 80% the speed of light, and is going to a planet 16 light years away. Ashley…
How awesome is Mariel’s new science/learning blog? She can accurately...
How to Talk to Little Girls →
katespencer:
This is a great read with a creepy title.
Teaching girls that their appearance is the first thing you notice tells them that looks are more important than anything. It sets them up for dieting at age 5 and foundation at age 11 and boob jobs at 17 and Botox at 23. As our cultural imperative for girls to be hot 24/7 has become the new normal, American women have become...
June 2011
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And for the win...
everydayjonhill:
“Eddie Murphy being funny was a little before my time,”
- The 21-year-old intern at my work when I started playing the theme to Beverly Hills Cop.
So sad but so true.
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Watchmikekarnell:
waderandolph:
Well, here it is. Can’t Wait for the Movies: Super 8. I hope you don’t hate it.
I got to help on this, it was a blast. Can you spot which Tom Arnold I got to be a stand in for? First person to find my wrist wins a prize.
Cannot wait for this movie although I remember the sheriff being at least as handsome as Coach Taylor from Friday Night Lights.
And I’m...
Kate Spencer: Today A Man Touched Me On The Subway... →
katespencer:
I’m writing this on the R train as it rattles slowly along toward Brooklyn. I’m headed to pick up my 6-month-old daughter. I’m writing because I’m still reeling from what occurred on the Times Square subway platform a few moments ago. I was walking to the end of the station as I always do. I saw a…
Kate Spencer is so fucking awesome.
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May 2011
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In which my sister and I discuss important...
emilyrose:
me: pick out your zgallerie items. i will buy them TODAY. i just got paid, like the nsync song. Michelle: tuesday morning. just got paid. party’s hopping. feeling good. just made up those words. they prob don’t match the actual lyrics. me: i just looked it up. you were scarily accurate. Just got paid, Friday night/ Party hoppin’, feelin right/ Booties shakin’, all around/ Pump...
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April 2011
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March 2011
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“In lieu of flowers, at Jim’s request, please make a donation to ANYONE running...”
– Greatest obituary ever? (via alcaniglia)
Why grammar matters? I just read this and wondered why he supported anti-American Cancer Society activities.
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Watchcockenblog:
I was about to be upset it was Monday. But this changes EVERYTHING.
THANKS carolineeeeeeeeeeeeee
If you can read the video title and not play the video, we probably shouldn’t be friends.
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Should "Retarded" be Retired from the Comedic... →
chriskelly:
This is a really good read on a really good website.
The rare article that provides both sides of a controversial issue and allows you to decide your own opinion on the matter.
Sidenote: why can a comedy website handle doing this but most actual news organizations lack that ability?
Cults - Go Outside
It’s Friday! It’s...
Watchdelbertshoopman:
It’s time for Googy episode 2! (Catch up with ep#1)
Thanks for voting Googy episode 2 back. Nothing makes me happier than making and sharing Googy with you guys. This Vimeo version has slightly extended credits.
Created and Directed by Mike Mansewitsch & Willy Roberts (via: manasewitsch)
If anyone out there misses Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, check this out.
February 2011
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Watchtheotherdavidyoung:
This is great.
Clearly James Franco was the wrong casting decision.
Watchmikekarnell:
delbertshoopman:
THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF EATING RIBS.
a final farewell to Meat Week 2011, starring Mike Karnell.
play us out, Mike. play us out.
(watch all the Heroes of Meat Week videos here)(via: erniwalker)
Take a number and get in line, ladies.
I was hoping for a Wilt-esque sign that said 50, but the barbecue stained fingers were even better.
Hoping to find out more about the Egypt situation or Jordan’s king dismissing cabinet—and of course the American cable news channels are covering Christina Applegate’s pregnancy and the Super Bowl teams arriving in Texas. Thank goodness Al Jazeera English is streaming online.